Just me, I suppose...

An aspiring chef, traveler, lover of the arts, and entirely too much to fit inside a description box.

Things that you don’t learn at school.

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goatnamedfelica:

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

this is the funniest thing ever

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vschincariol:

Yep, bye. 

vschincariol:

Yep, bye. 

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cocaineteas:

He say he’s not a bottom but he flip out everytime someone talk shit about Lady Gaga…

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notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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Things that you don’t learn at school.

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